Funny Little Tales

So, the principal calls the house and leaves this message on the machine, "Mrs. Erdman, please call me at your earliest possible convenience." Ten-year-old Skip runs into the house and I say, "Whoa, young man, why would your principal be wanting to talk to me today?" He confesses to 10 or so sins that he committed just that day. I call the principal and he says, "Will you please serve on a parent committee for school accreditation?" I laugh.